what is even happening?
“All of first….” 😂😂😂
9th September 2018
Reblogged From allteeensrelate
Notes: 38426
today a regular customer came into my store and told me she’d ‘finished candy crush’ and tbh i didnt think that was possible. i thought it just generated levels forever, but apparently it has 4000 odd levels and it took her 4 years to complete. she even emailed them asking when there would be more levels and they told her she could play their other games or replay the existing levels jklsdkflsdf
the only true gamer
I laughed so hard at this.
It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.
and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny
he’s free
I watched this so many times just for the expression when he realises the ground is not as close as first thought.
I LOVE THIS SK MUCH hahah
if you find bones in the forest, sit a bit and listen. they are old and have some good stories to tell. maybe they’ll teach you a spell or two, or explain where the water on our planet came from.
if you find bones by the ocean, run. don’t look back. run, faster, faster. the sea may love you but there are nights where she knows neither mercy nor science, and the bones warn you only once.
boi if you find bones call the police i hate this website so much
this is a piece of creative writing, in case you couldn’t tell from the fact that real bones don’t usually go hey lil’ mama lemme whisper bony secrets in your ear or warn you of the incoming tides like a calcified weather frog.
I’ve never seen anything this funny in my goddamned life